040 [Locked from Dahlia; Hackable]

[attorneyatlol]

I've been having some trouble with my internet service provider. Seems they decided last weekend was a good time to disconnect me, so until this gets cleared up, I probably won't be around much.

I haven't missed anything important, have I? Did anyone figure out why we were all tied up?

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[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Apparently? That's just what I've heard--that sometimes stuff just happens randomly.

He didn't bother me. On purpose, anyway.

[attorneyatlol]

I don't know. I can't believe these kinds of things just happen. Someone causing them without claiming responsibility seems more plausible to me.

That's good... I was kind of worried.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

That's most likely it, then. It does make more sense!

I was too. It wasn't that bad, really. Weird as hell and mega creepy, but not...bad.

[attorneyatlol]

Creepy? How so?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

They were mushing all over each other practically the whole time, Phoenix, like they were teenagers, or something.

[attorneyatlol]

Mushing? If that means what I think it means... Yeah, I can see how that'd be kind of creepy.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Decepticons shouldn't spoon.

[attorneyatlol]

Sounds like he's becoming very comfortable in his human form.

...Morbid curiosity prevails: was he the big spoon or the little spoon?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yeah. Comfortable. That's an understatement.

[attorneyatlol]

Sounds like he spends most of his time that way. Can't imagine his fellow Decepticons like that too much.

So... where were you in all this spooning business? As far away as you could be, I hope.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

None of them are around any more. At least, that's what Optimus and 'Bee say--if there are any other 'Cons left on our planet, they're in hiding. So...yeah.

Cuddling Eros' panda on the other side of the bed, that's where.

[attorneyatlol]

Well, wherever they are, let's hope they stay there. Hell, maybe they already know and they've...

Hmm. Do you think they'd abandon him...?

Panda...?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

I...I don't know. That...I mean, I guess I can see Decepticons doing that, but according to 'Bee and the others, he's, like, pretty high up there in the army. So maybe not.

[attorneyatlol]

But if they hate humans as much as it seems like they do, I can't imagine they'd take this lightly. Not that I want...

Well, to be honest, I don't know what I want to happen to him. I just want to know that he's not a threat to you guys anymore.

Oh. I think I remember reading about him a while ago... Is he big now?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

I don't even know if any of them even know. I mean, like, he tried to hide it from us for a long time, and we're just "insects", you know?

That's all I want, too. I don't care what he does at all--he can be with Eros for forever, whatever--if he just doesn't come back here.

[attorneyatlol]

But wouldn't it be harder for him to hide it from his own kind? From those who would be looking for him?

Then I guess... Let's hope things go well between them.

Wow. I don't know anything about pandas, but I bet he isn't done growing yet. Is he trained?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

...I don't know if anybody's looking for him.

As long as Megatron doesn't come back, it'll all be fine.

[attorneyatlol]

All right, then. Let's hope something else has caught Megatron's interest.

He was a cub when Eros got him, wasn't he? It hasn't been that long. I've only seen them on TV, but pandas can get pretty huge. It's good that he's trained. Though, if he takes orders from Blackout...

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Permanently.

[attorneyatlol]

Somewhere far, far away...

Couldn't hack parenthood, huh? Disturbing and potentially dangerous.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Like, on the other side of the universe.

[attorneyatlol]

Or in a different universe entirely.

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me. Er... Sorry. I didn't mean to put a damper on things. Just thinking realistically.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Ooh, like Frenzy? Yeah!

[attorneyatlol]

Frenzy...?

Yeah. ...I think I'll quit before I get myself into trouble. I guess that isn't too bad, as long as it stays that way. I... kind of doubt Eros would let him hurt anybody, anyway; I might not be fond of him, but he doesn't seem like the malicious type.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

I never told you about that creepy little fuck?