040 [Locked from Dahlia; Hackable]

[attorneyatlol]

I've been having some trouble with my internet service provider. Seems they decided last weekend was a good time to disconnect me, so until this gets cleared up, I probably won't be around much.

I haven't missed anything important, have I? Did anyone figure out why we were all tied up?

Comments

[attorneyatlol]

You know, I've never been very fond of double-standards...

[maraich]

But when I tease you, I do it out of love!

[attorneyatlol]

I'm hurt that you think I'd do it out of anything other than love.

[maraich]

So you love me?

[attorneyatlol]

I love to tease you.

[maraich]

But you're supposed to let me tease you and not do anything about it!
And then you're supposed to buy me stuff!

[attorneyatlol]

That part must have slipped my mind...

You should come with an instruction manual. That way this sort of confusion can be avoided.

[maraich]

I can always just tell you what to do! That way it'll be easy.

[attorneyatlol]

...I'm beginning to think this is an unhealthy relationship.

[maraich]

It's very healthy! You'll always know exactly what to do!

[attorneyatlol]

Because I'm so inept otherwise.

[maraich]

I make your life easier!