attorneyatlol: (Hmm...)
Phoenix Wright ([personal profile] attorneyatlol) wrote2009-09-29 08:20 pm

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This has to be the single strangest junk e-mail I've ever gotten.

Of the matter of snow here. Both of us have grasped
The mortal architect had brought to life,
My keyhole blows a gale
XV. The International Circumpolar Stations: The Greely Expedition
And beyond, the same sound of bees
A rabbit carcass in its stiffened fur.
And he is swathed in ever-petrified dread;


It's almost poetic.

In related news, I'm finally done catching up with all of my e-mails and voice mails. I never thought it'd take so long to get through two months of backlog, but I guess you don't realize how much stuff you get until it all piles up. At least I don't have to worry about it anymore...
philoxidizes: (told you so.)

[personal profile] philoxidizes 2009-10-01 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
In all seriousness, it looks as if they were concentrating so hard on passing the filters they forgot to include anything of importance. It says something about the human condition, doesn't it?

apologies for the double post, LJ ate it. :|

[identity profile] nick-4-maya.livejournal.com 2009-10-01 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
There must be some way to fix it!

Something that only happens once a year...? Oh! You don't mean my birthday, do you Mr. Nick?

... Well, that's just odd.

[identity profile] nick-4-maya.livejournal.com 2009-10-01 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I bet that someone would! Maybe you should ask them.

Oh yes, I know that, Mr. Nick! A-actually, that's when I really started to get worried about you, because I was sure that you wouldn't have missed it on purpose...

/stabs LJ with spoon and deletes other comment B|

[identity profile] nick-4-maya.livejournal.com 2009-10-01 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Are you sure? You don't have to if it would cause you too much trouble!

[identity profile] nick-4-maya.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Thank you, Mr. Nick! That's the best late birthday present ever!

[identity profile] honestcop.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
We use AIs to eliminate as much judicial bias as we can, but it's only for procedural matters and doesn't affect the actual judgment.

[identity profile] honestcop.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Sort of. They're computer programs capable of independent logical thought.

[identity profile] honestcop.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
They assist with procedural decisions during a trial. Sustaining or overruling objections, that kind of thing. The final decision is with the judge, but they usually follow whatever the majority from the AI panel is.

[identity profile] honestcop.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems that way to me. I've never been on the witness stand, though.

[identity profile] honestcop.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a problem.

Would you like a reference text on the subject?

[identity profile] honestcop.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I send a file over this thing? I've never tried anything like that before.

[identity profile] honestcop.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, can't hurt to try.

Probably.

OOC: I dunno, will this work? Togusa's trying to send a small test file. It's the first several paragraphs of an essay by a man called Patrick Sylvestre, entitled "Castro and Guevara."

[identity profile] nick-4-maya.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, um, I really don't know! Maybe we could go out for a nice meal somewhere? We haven't done anything like that in a long time.

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