Phoenix Wright (
attorneyatlol) wrote2009-10-27 11:22 am
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[RL ACTION SPAM: ZOMBIE POST OF DOOM™]
[Please grab the nearest weapon or blunt object and begin beating the life out of those undead brain-eaters.]
((OOC: I figured we could use a spam post for what's going on in the courtroom during the Zombie Invasion™. Taking place immediately after this post, I'm assuming Klavier, Ema, and Trucy are already inside, and Phoenix is just arriving with Pearl after running away from Bus!Zombies. :|b))
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yes that is her weaponas she peers out the window at the surrounding zombies and waits for Nick and Pearl's arrival]no subject
[unfortunately, they seem to lock from the outside]
We have to find some way to keep these closed!
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Are there zombies in the lobby?!
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[blink, frown] ...What are you doing with that gavel?
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It's my weapon.
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[he glances around the room, looking for something they can shove against the doors, but he's pretty sure everything is bolted down]
Hope this is okay~!
Oh! Hello!
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Ach—
[Klavier was just as taken aback as Trucy when Phoenix came bursting through the doors, but relaxed when he realized it wasn’t an immediate threat…only that this day was getting stranger by the second.]
Here, we can jam the door…with these…
[Takes off his shoes. A temporary fix, but he couldn’t think of a better idea at the moment.]
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[he turns to Klavier and frowns] I'm not sure how well those will hold anyone off...
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Oh! My name is Hikaru Shidou. I'm a friend of Trucy so I came to help!
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((OOC: btw, chaos posting is fine with me, for anyone who's worried about when they should go. |D;;))
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Yes! She worldhopped here to help us.
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Well, it's good to know we have a way out if we need it. Thanks for coming, Hikaru.
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...Ah. Well in that case, I'm really thankful. It doesn't look like we have much in the way of weaponry. [glances at the gavel in Trucy's hand] Hopefully it won't come to that, though.
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[he looks around] So everybody's okay right now?
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Um... Mr. Edgeworth said he was on his way too.
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So I heard. I really wish he'd stay put...
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I really hope he doesn't get hurt on the way over.
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Don't worry. I'm sure he'll be fine.
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Of course! He said there wasn't much of a chance of him getting hurt, so he must be protecting himself!
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Take a bullet to head, you foolishly ghoulish fool.
[And now the sounds of footsteps fast approaching, since she thought she saw a blue-suited
foolperson with a small girl running into the courtroom. SO BRB, ZOMBIES; FOLLOWING THAT. If you spot her coming, yell for her.]no subject
Ms. von Karma! You're okay!
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Yes, I'm fine! I'm getting over there as fast as I can, Ms. Fey!
[She keeps running to the courtroom and she makes it. Oh no, is there a zombie behind her?!]
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Hurry, one is trying to get in!
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[...then again, neither is an invasion of brain-eating zombies. speaking of which--]
Franziska! [acting as quickly as he can, he tries to pull her inside while Trucy gets the door closed] What are you doing here!?
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[She is pulled inside somewhat in a surprised way, almost missing a step or two. Once inside, Franziska takes a look at everyone. Wow, they came largely unprepared.]
How were all of you planning to fight those things?
[Franziska recharges her shotgun to establish a point and to show off that she had the most effective weapon out of all of them.]
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I don't think any of us knew what was going on before we got here.
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H-help!
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WHIPSHOOT THOSE FOOLS.]Move out of the way, Trucy!
[she takes a few shots to the zombie's chest, earning one headshot but it's not like she's counting. the group of hoarding zombies practically fly away from the courtroom's door.]
Quick, shut the door!
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Woooow, Miss von Karma! You're amazing!
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I know.
[Directed to Phoenix:]
This is the only time I'll ever bring a weapon of this caliber into a courtroom.
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W-wow, Ms. von Karma! That was so amazing!
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It seemed that there was an outbreak occurring throughout the community. You could have at least been prepared in the case that they would rampage our city, which they inevitably did!
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But I didn't know! I hadn't checked the community until this morning...
[Phone Spam]
[Phone Spam]
[Phone Spam]
[voice still even, but with a note of urgency] You're still safe? Is Franziska with you?
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