040 [Locked from Dahlia; Hackable]

[attorneyatlol]

I've been having some trouble with my internet service provider. Seems they decided last weekend was a good time to disconnect me, so until this gets cleared up, I probably won't be around much.

I haven't missed anything important, have I? Did anyone figure out why we were all tied up?

Comments

[maraich]

I can go set them straight for you!

Yeah. Larry didn't seem like he was having a good time, though.

[attorneyatlol]

No, that's fine. Really. I'll get it taken care of.

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me.

[maraich]

Ok, but if you need anyone to convince them, I'm known to be very persuasive!

It's not that big of a deal. We're both guys.

[attorneyatlol]

Believe me, I know exactly how persuasive you can be.

Yeah, but... if I'm understanding the situation, being handcuffed to a naked man is a little different than, say, being next to one in a gym shower.

[maraich]

It was odd at first. I woke up and there was a strange man in my bed! So I hit him! But he wouldn't go away.
Then it turned out just to be Larry.

Luckily I have some sleeveless outfits, but he didn't.

[attorneyatlol]

Poor Larry... I thought you said you were on our world?

Yeah. Neither did I.

[maraich]

It's his fault for looking like a pervert!

I am!

[attorneyatlol]

But... he didn't do anything.

"I am?" You mean you're still here?

[maraich]

He snuck into bed with me! I have a son to protect, you know!

It's lonely at home.

[attorneyatlol]

But you were in his bed!

You're staying with Larry? Is he okay with that?

[maraich]

Even worse! He snuck me into his bed!

You know, I never asked.

[attorneyatlol]

...Right.

Er. Don't you think it might be a good idea to do that?

[maraich]

Why? Anyone would love to have my company.

[attorneyatlol]

Naturally. Just... Don't you think he'd love it more if he were expecting it?

[maraich]

I think he's noticed!

But I'm going to go home soon, anyway.

[attorneyatlol]

You are? I didn't mean to make you feel bad, if that's why... It's courteous to give people a heads up, that's all.

[maraich]

How long do you expect me to stay? I have my own home, you know! I don't want to stay with Larry for a few weeks.

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[attorneyatlol]

Huh? I wasn't expecting you to stay any amount of time. I was just saying...

[attorneyatlol]

Ah, never mind.

[maraich]

Are you jealous?

[attorneyatlol]

What on Earth would I be jealous of?

[maraich]

I'm spending time with Larry instead of you.

[attorneyatlol]

Oh, right. I'm absolutely crushed.

[maraich]

That's not very convincing!

[attorneyatlol]

Right. Sorry.

Ahem. Oh, Maraich. Don't you know my whole world revolves around you?