040 [Locked from Dahlia; Hackable]

[attorneyatlol]

I've been having some trouble with my internet service provider. Seems they decided last weekend was a good time to disconnect me, so until this gets cleared up, I probably won't be around much.

I haven't missed anything important, have I? Did anyone figure out why we were all tied up?

Comments

[attorneyatlol]

...Right.

Er. Don't you think it might be a good idea to do that?

[maraich]

Why? Anyone would love to have my company.

[attorneyatlol]

Naturally. Just... Don't you think he'd love it more if he were expecting it?

[maraich]

I think he's noticed!

But I'm going to go home soon, anyway.

[attorneyatlol]

You are? I didn't mean to make you feel bad, if that's why... It's courteous to give people a heads up, that's all.

[maraich]

How long do you expect me to stay? I have my own home, you know! I don't want to stay with Larry for a few weeks.

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[attorneyatlol]

Huh? I wasn't expecting you to stay any amount of time. I was just saying...

[attorneyatlol]

Ah, never mind.

[maraich]

Are you jealous?

[attorneyatlol]

What on Earth would I be jealous of?

[maraich]

I'm spending time with Larry instead of you.

[attorneyatlol]

Oh, right. I'm absolutely crushed.

[maraich]

That's not very convincing!

[attorneyatlol]

Right. Sorry.

Ahem. Oh, Maraich. Don't you know my whole world revolves around you?

[maraich]

You're making fun of me! That's mean!

[attorneyatlol]

I'm not making fun of you. I'm teasing you. There's a difference.

[maraich]

You're not supposed to tease me! I'm supposed to tease you!

[attorneyatlol]

You know, I've never been very fond of double-standards...

[maraich]

But when I tease you, I do it out of love!

[attorneyatlol]

I'm hurt that you think I'd do it out of anything other than love.

[maraich]

So you love me?

[attorneyatlol]

I love to tease you.

[maraich]

But you're supposed to let me tease you and not do anything about it!
And then you're supposed to buy me stuff!

[attorneyatlol]

That part must have slipped my mind...

You should come with an instruction manual. That way this sort of confusion can be avoided.

[maraich]

I can always just tell you what to do! That way it'll be easy.