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[attorneyatlol]

This has to be the single strangest junk e-mail I've ever gotten.

Of the matter of snow here. Both of us have grasped
The mortal architect had brought to life,
My keyhole blows a gale
XV. The International Circumpolar Stations: The Greely Expedition
And beyond, the same sound of bees
A rabbit carcass in its stiffened fur.
And he is swathed in ever-petrified dread;

It's almost poetic.

In related news, I'm finally done catching up with all of my e-mails and voice mails. I never thought it'd take so long to get through two months of backlog, but I guess you don't realize how much stuff you get until it all piles up. At least I don't have to worry about it anymore...

Comments

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

Then you're most likely fine.

Unless you think you're at high risk of an attack?

[attorneyatlol]

I don't think so, but I'm not exactly the most technologically savvy person in the multi-verse, so, um... I'm not sure?

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

Right.

It's probably nothing. I'm just professionally paranoid about that kind of thing.

[attorneyatlol]

No problem.

I'm Phoenix Wright, by the way. I don't think we've met.

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

Togusa.

I don't post much. Just enough to keep this place from hijacking my cybercomms or worse.

[attorneyatlol]

Well, it's nice to meet you, anyway.

Are you some kind of computer tech?

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

A pleasure, Mr. Wright.

No, I'm a detective. But infosec is big part of my job.

[attorneyatlol]

Ah, I see. Another detective, huh? There sure are a lot popping up around here. Not that that's a bad thing...

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

I guess we are less likely as a profession to make trouble than some others I could think of.

[attorneyatlol]

On a community with phantom thieves and murderous sociopaths? Yeah, I'd say so.

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

"Murderous sociopath" isn't a profession.

[attorneyatlol]

Well, it sure seems to be for some people.

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

We have enough of those at home without having to import any from other universes.

[attorneyatlol]

I hear you on that. It'd be nice if there were some way to control it here, though.

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

Or at least keep them on their worlds.

[attorneyatlol]

Yeah. If only there were some sort of 'do not world-hop' list...

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

Well-intentioned people already know who not to world-hop. It wouldn't help anything.

[attorneyatlol]

What about people who don't know? You don't think it'd be useful for them? I mean, there's no way to put an end to inter-dimensional crimes, but the less resources available to criminals means a less likely chance they'll be able to commit those crimes.

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

It'd make things a little easier for new people, I suppose, but I don't think it'll cut down on anything.

[attorneyatlol]

Hm. Maybe you're right...

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

Laws are hard enough to enforce when you have a mechanism for doing it. If you're just relying on good will, it's doomed from the start.

[attorneyatlol]

...You don't have much faith in people, do you?

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

I'm a detective.

[attorneyatlol]

And I'm a lawyer.

He will not be irrationally prejudiced against defense lawyers until Ep 10. >_>

[honestcop.livejournal.com]

What field?